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- Stile Bertone Mantide Supercar aka ONE AWESOME F*CKIN CAR! (The Bachelor Guy)
- Taco Bell Sex Orgy (NBC WNDU)
- 10 Most Pathetic But Hilarious Fights (Uncoached)
- Denise Richards' Funbags (Gunaxin)
- The Ladies of Craigslist (Coed)
- Philly Couple Charged For Throwing A Kegger Party (Busted Coverage)
- 6 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To (Holy Taco)
- 'Obssessed' Reviewed by Hacky Black Comic (Screenjunkies)
- 50 Freaky Looking Ginger Kids (Manofest)
- Peel It Off Slowly, Cassie Sumner (205th Magazine)
Gaming Industry Is Recession Proof
The latest gaming industry research by the NPD Group says that the games industry is effectively recession-proof with consumers set to maintain or increase their spending on games throughout 2009.
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Top 5 NFL Draft Busts
1. Ryan Leaf, QB Washington State
Selected by the San Diego Chargers with the No. 2 overall pick in 1998, Leaf threw just 13 touchdown passes to 33 interceptions, along with countless well-publicized tantrums before being released in 2000. It seems almost unbelievable now that some teams felt Leaf was better pro material than Peyton Manning. And adding insult to injury, Chargers GM Bobby Beathard gave up the No. 3 pick, a second-round selection, a first-round choice in 1999, and two players to Arizona to move up just one spot.2. Tony Mandarich, OT Michigan State
Drafted No. 2 overall by the Packers coming out of Michigan State, Mandarich was believed by many to be the safest pick in the 1989 NFL Draft. However, he never came close to living up to expectations, and after just three years, he was cut. Because of a drastic loss in weight upon entering the NFL, there was a lot of speculation that his success at the collegiate level was fueled by the use of steroids. Compounding the hurt is the fact that Barry Sanders was selected at No. 3 by the Lions.3. Brian Bosworth, LB Oklahoma
Winner of the first two Butkus Awards, Bosworth was kicked off the Oklahoma squad because of steroid use, which fueled his entry into the 1987 supplemental draft, where he was selected by the Seahawks in the first round. Bosworth was perhaps the most over-hyped player to exit the collegiate ranks, recording just four sacks through three seasons. Unfortunately for Seattle, the most memorable play of his career featured RB Bo Jackson plowing him over for a TD on Monday Night Football.4. Akili Smith, QB Oregon
Smith, who was drafted third overall by the Bengals in 1999, started just 17 games over four years with Cincinnati. He played only two games during the 2001 season and was cut in 2002. In 2003, he was again cut, this time by the Packers. And in 2005, he failed in a stint with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.5. Lawrence Phillips, RB Nebraska
Despite serious questions about his character, Phillips was drafted sixth overall in the 1996 NFL Draft by the St. Louis Rams, but lasted just 25 games with the franchise before being released in 1997 for insubordination. Phillips got a second chance when the Dolphins picked him up later in the 1997 season, but was cut after just two games after pleading no contest to assaulting a woman. He attempted a comeback in 1999 with the 49ers, but was cut again in mid-season for skipping a practice.Excerpt from About.com
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MH Magazine: 23 Things Guys Should Not Confess To
1. Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability.
2. Sitting in the boss's chair when he's gone.
3. Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums.
4. Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's . . . Oh! Kay!
5. Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math.
6. Deep, emotional conversations with your closest buddy. The best part: Once you have one, neither of you will ever mention it again.
7. The "Confessions" page of Cosmopolitan magazine. Your girlfriend's copy, of course.
8. Karaoke. You do it because it makes the girls giggle. But deep down, you know you're better than Mick.
9. Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pouty li'l mouth.
10. Cotton sheets with a thread count higher than Ted Williams' career batting average. A little knowledge of fabric is nothing to be ashamed of at bedtime.
11. You probably call it something like "scuttlebutt" or "intel." Why not call it what it is: gossip.
12. Warm Krispy Kremes. I mean, good God.
13. Pottery Barn. Restoration Hardware. Pier 1 Imports. You "tolerate" browsing there to mollify your lady—and to trade off a trip to the sports bar afterward—but for weeks you've been eyeing that Persian/Taiwanese rug and the monogrammed barbecue-utensil set. And wouldn't that Amish-made bookcase just kill in your den?
14. Flexing your fingers on the steering wheel. Waiting. Revving. Then blowing the poor sap next to you off the line.
15. Slippers!
16. A cheeky chardonnay.
17. Picking scabs, popping zits, and giving that mosquito bite one good scratch before vowing never to touch it again.
18. Movies like Old School that make you think, If only . . .
19. Saturday-morning reruns. Saved by the Bell (TBS) leading into a couple of 90210s (FX) fills your Tiffani Thiessen quota and is good hangover therapy.
20. Even better hangover therapy: the Kevin Costner triptych of Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
21. Googling yourself.
22. Kelly Ripa. It ain't her talk-show chops. Maybe it's how she and Faith Ford smeared chocolate over each other. Maybe it's her domineering hotness. But it's definitely something.
23. Your filthiest, most psychotic erotic fantasy—the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Don't worry. Every guy has one.
Don't Get Suckered, Suckah!
If a beautiful girl does any of the following 10 things, you might start thinking she wants you. You might be wrong.
1. She backs her ass up into you while dancing.
All this means is that she’s had about eight Red Bull and vodkas and the DJ just put on some Lil Jon. What! Ye-ah!
2. She invites you to brunch.
A rule of thumb: Eggs and coffee never lead to the bedroom. Brunch after sex, yes; brunch before sex, never.
3. She calls you hysterically crying.
You think by getting intimate with her feelings, she’s showing she wants to be intimate in other ways. Reality: She’d never let on to a guy she wants to sleep with that she’s teetering on the edge of sanity.
4. She compliments you on your sweet new shoes or shades.
She’s not noticing you, she’s noticing new pretty, shiny, fashiony things.
5. She asks you for sex advice.
She’s just trying to find out what that other guy she’s going to blow enjoys.
6. She bums a smoke.
You’re psyched about a few precious minutes alone; she’s suffering your company to feed her soul-crushing addiction.
7. She meets you for drinks wearing sneakers and a ratty old tee.
This is not an attempt to show you her cute sporty look. She honestly doesn’t give a shit whether you find her attractive.
8. She flirts with you—sometimes.
If she goes hot and cold, don’t kid yourself: She’s not playing hard to get; she’s just keeping you hanging on in case she can’t get anyone she likes better.
9. She invites you to a boring event, like a play.
Could Mamma Mia! be so excruciating that no one else would go with her? Bingo.
10. She seductively eats a banana or ice cream cone in front of you.
Sorry, guy, but there’s just no other way to eat these things.
Excerpt From Maxim Magazine
MF: Tips For Being A Wingman
A good wingman is your personal mercenary when you're on a mission to score. Which buddy will serve you best? Here are four golden qualities to look for when choosing a partner for the trenches.
By Ariane Marder
Tips For Being A Wingman - Men's FitnessAOTS: A Salute To Ohio
Beer Goggles Idea Is a Myth, Claim Scientists
The well-worn concept of 'beer googles' that make men view women as more attractive the more they drink is a myth, claim scientists.
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Hot Girls Tazered
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Fast Food Reality [PICS]
Sure, you can’t expect that much for a burger that is delivered in less than three minutes but give me a break people, false advertisement is false advertisement. If you are going to advertise sexy full figured burgers don’t give me a squashed beef patty with some sort of material that is supposed to pass as cheese.
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Possibly The Last Fight of Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Last night could've been the last night MMA fans will ever see Chuck fight in the Octagon. Dana White apparently made it known that "it's over" for the Iceman. Liddell has lost 4 of last 5 fights in the UFC. Surely he is showing his age in the fight game as younger, faster, and hungrier fighters in the world are starting to take over the division. If this is the last we see of Liddell it sucks to see him go out with a loss. Damn you Shogun!
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