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As expected, last night’s Kimbo Slice/Roy Nelson fight drew a record-breaking audience to Spike TV’s “Ultimate Fighter.”  While the entire hour averaged 5.3 million viewers, the actual fight portion of the show pulled in, according to the press release sent out by Spike, “a staggering 6.1 million viewers” for what was a predictable and not terribly exciting one-sided victory for “Big Country.”  That pummeling now holds the distinction of being the most watched UFC fight ever on Spike TV, so it sounds like somebody really does owe Nelson a Double Whopper with cheese.  And God help you if he finds a pickle on there.

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It really takes a lot of guts to buy (and wear) a gag jersey. You're basically paying $150 for a wearable punchline. Sometimes it works great and sometimes....well, they get sent to us and we make a gallery.

The Favrebag seemed to generate a lot of interest from readers, as the last couple of days have seen a flood of submissions of fans who just couldn't resist the opportunity to wear their sense of humor on their back. Fashion-comedy genius or a waste of good polyester? You decide.

Keep sending more and we'll add them to collection. (Also check out Puck Daddy's "Jersey Fouls" for more shirt-based awkwardness.)

This one gets points for difficulty, because it requires both partners to be in sync for the joke to work. Sadly, it loses points because the people behind them are trying to eat nachos. [Submitted by reader Arthur]

Unnecessary capitalization. YEs! yES! YES! [Submitted by Brent]

Eh. That's not so drunk. (Nice helmet though.) [Submitted by Shannon]

Hey, Utah! Get me two. [Submitted by Andrew, Taken at Eagles-Chiefs game in Philly]

Celebrating the greatest moment in White Sox fan history. Plus, elder abuse is always good for a chuckle. [Submitted by Alex - "Taken at the 9/25 Sox-Tigers game"]

This is more confusing than Kordell Stewart's career. [Submitted by Zach - Taken at Bears-Steelers game, Week 2]

It took a long time, but being a Steve Bono fan finally pays off. [Submitted by Sully]

Don't ask me.... [Bangin Panger]

Again, I'm not really sure who we're talking about anymore. [Submitted by John]

When Stinky Met Pujols

Truth In Labeling?

No Autographs, Please. Mr. Hellraiser Has A Plane To Catch

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The cameras placed on roller coasters capture some of the most perfect and precious moments in life, these are just a few hilarious ones.

 

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Google knows what you're about to ask, and it's hilarious.

 

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It’s official: the App Store is growing like a weed. This past July, Apple issued an App Store status report of sorts — stating that its on-device software distribution platform had amassed over 65,000 apps that had been collectively downloaded over 1.5 billion times. Astonishing, especially considering the App Store was only a year old at that point in time. Now, roughly two and a half months later, Apple just announced it has passed the two billion mark where downloads are concerned and its catalog contains over 85,000 apps. To recap, that’s 500 million downloads and 20,000 new apps in less than three months. We wonder how many of them are to do lists.

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When you're sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play.  Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it's empty, and using pre-designated towels so that you don't get a faceful of your roommate's ball juice the next time you dry off, but there are rules that are far more important than that.  These are The Seven Deadly Sins of a Shared Bathroom:

 

Leaving Coagulated Piss on the Toilet Seat

 

 

Nobody can be blamed for imperfect aim.  Even Maverick missed a shot in Top Gun. It happens to everyone, but you can be blamed for not cleaning up your mess.  If you piss on the toilet seat, back, side, or any other part of the toilet that doesn't come into contact with flush water, it's your responsibility to eliminate the evidence.  If you happen to find yourself in a "Cleaning Up Someone Else's Piss" scenario, the ideal circumstances will consist of fresh, completely liquid piss.  It's a simple wipe-up job that's relatively low-risk, and you can still yell at your roommate for it.  If the piss is dry, you're going to have to forcefully scrape that brown, smelly gunk off the porcelain. This dried, coagulated piss gunk is most likely going to be located on the toilet bowl's taint, which is the area located just behind the seat and in front of the tank, usually where the toilet manufacturer's logo is.  Scraping dried piss off of any taint is never an enjoyable chore, especially when it's not even your piss.

 

Neglecting a Floater

 

If you're ever going to look at shit, it's best to view when it's as fresh as possible, preferably in a well-ventilated outdoor area with some beautiful landscaping nearby.  Staring at a 5 hour-old shit in a pool of swampy toilet water, on the other hand, is not an ideal viewing situation.  The general rule is this: if you shit in a beautiful rose garden or rainforest or something, it's okay to make your roommate look at it, but if it's just in your toilet, you gotta flush that down, pronto.  Also, make sure that the flush takes, because the only thing worse than encountering a floater is being shit-ambushed by a ninja floater that's lurking like a moray eel in the toilet pipes, waiting to pounce on the first unwitting visitor to disturb its pool of shitty doom.

 

Getting Pubes on the Soap

 

 

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The New York Jets’ speedy wide receiver was benched by an angry coach Rex Ryan for the team’s game against the Tennessee Titans on Sunday after Clowney complained on Twitter about a lack of playing time

A few hours after the Jets beat New England 16-9 last Sunday, Clowney tweeted: “1 play in the 1st Half, 4 plays in the 2nd half … A bit disappointed about my playing time but very happy and satisfied about the win.”

Clowney added in a subsequent tweet that, “My team always comes first so I’ma just keep grinding.”

Keep grinding huh?  Like going on a social network and writing 180 characters or less on the subject?  What are you kidding me?  In the NBA I could expect this.  Hell, even in major league baseball.  But now we’re getting the toughest men in sport whining about their playing time on Twitter?

Benched?  I’m pretty sure all of the players on the Jets should be hazing the shit out of Clowney.  First of all your name is Clowney.  Second of all I would expect some kind of LOL message or ridiculous string of tweet messages on this guy’s locker.

At the least they should put a large Tweet sticker that says “Pansy” on Clowney’s car.  I don’t think a simple benching by Rex Ryan is enough. I mean there vagina moves and there are vagina moves.

This one is about as menstrual as I’ve seen.

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To me there are so many categories of females out there to list that it would be impossible to write it out in a span that took less than 3 weeks.   But of all the types of girls I come across online there’s one type that’s pretty rare.  And that’s the “what’s this chicks name?” type.

Sure we come across hot girls all the time.  However, rarely do we stop at someone so special as to actually take the extra time to email a buddy to see if he knows her name so you can search her online and try to find naked pictures.  Am I right?

So in honor of this girl, here are 20 girls whose names I want to know so I can find more pictures of them.  Any help would be much appreciated.

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"ESPN's Shell[e]y Smith is reporting USC RB Stafon Johnson has been taken to the hospital after a bar came down on his throat in the weight room. Johnson was coughing up blood." [CBS2]

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