Obsessed with this song right now...

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How would you react if your parents "poked" you on Facebook? Creepy...

Facebook (and other social networks) has been skewing older for a while, but the trend has been "massive" in the past six months, according to insidefacebook.

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'Every man is worth just so much as the worth of what he has set his heart upon.' -Marcus Aurelius

A stoic philosopher, the author of Meditations and a brilliant leader, Marcus Aurelius reigned as Emperor of ancient Rome from A.D. 161 to A.D. 180, a period regarded by many as Rome's Golden Age. Furthermore, many mark his death as the end of the Pax
Romana, the era of relative prosperity for the Roman Empire that is considered to have begun in 27 B.C.

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Name: Julianne Hough

Birthday: July 20, 1988

Where She's From: Salt Lake City, UT

Where You've Seen Her: Most probably know her as "the hot blonde one from Dancing with the Stars". Probably the only reason most guys watch that show, or the reason to watch old washed out sports heroes embarrass themselves and gain the nickname "twinkle toes" from the rest of the sports world.

What She Does: Being extremely hot, obviously, but she also holds the title of being a professional dancer. Julianne has been dancing since the age of 3. Over the course of her dancing career she's won Junior and Youth World Championships and has come up on top twice (season 4 and 5) in Dancing with the Stars. Most recently she jump-started her country music singing career. Let's hope 2009 treats her better and give her more exposure! Err, that came out wrong...

BONUS VIDEO:

I just realized that this was Julianne in the video! Damn, why didn't they cast her for the role of Daisy in Dukes of Hazzards a few years ago instead of that trainwreck Jessica Simpson???

Collection of unusual and creative ice cube trays from all over the world.

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1. Determine the Chosen Ones
The ideal ratio of women to men is 60:40. “A female-dominated room has great energy,” says Nathan Ellis, founder of Syndicate, a New York–and L.A.-based event-planning firm. And don’t be afraid to mix worlds. “No one wants to only see people they already know,” Ellis says. “Invite a degree or two away from your core social group—but not five. Hedge fund guys and indie rockers probably won’t hit it off.”

2. Provide Social Lubricant
Stock a cooler with canned domestics. When it comes to the hard stuff, vodka’s always the first to go, so make the ratio of spud juice to other hooches 2:1. But keep it cheap, advises Jack Stanley, owner of Cactus Jack’s Tex-Mex bar and restaurant in Portland, Oregon: “Have a high-end brand, but nobody needs to pour the good stuff into Red Bull.” Other essentials: rum, whiskey, Scotch, and tequila.

3. Show ’Em Your Ditties
Party music has just one purpose: Make. Girls. Dance. “Aggressive songs tend to put guys in an aggressive mood and put girls off,” says Paul Sevigny, DJ and co-owner of New York hot spot the Beatrice Inn. “If girls are dancing, everyone’s having fun.” Sevigny suggests femme-friendly artists like Mary J. Blige and TLC. And the guaranteed crowd pleaser? “Playing Prince is like cheating to DJs,” Sevigny says.

4. Be the Host With the Most
“Hit the dimmers as people come in,” says Ellis. “Too much light will make guests scatter. The first rule of partying is that everything looks better in the dark.” Amen! This is how hot girls end up making out with your chubby, balding, grateful friends. No dimmers? Cut the overhead lights and string up white Christmas bulbs. Just don’t light any candles; open flames and clumsy drunks don’t mix.

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This was shot in Venice Beach couple weeks ago during a photoshoot. Nom nom nom nom...

This is only #13 on the countdown, oi vei.

There are quite a few Lara Crofts that didn't make the grade... to put it politely. Take a gander at some truly revolting Tomb Raiders, then try to shake them out of your memory...

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Woooooow, and I thought the Mucophiliac fetish that I posted couple weeks ago was bizarre. This one by far tops it. And I apologize in advanced to those that will have nightmares tonight due to this weird/creepy video.

I was a victim of buying a silly product due to false advertising. Here is my story.

Back in 2002, the AXE Body Spray product launched in the United States. The commercial that was shown on TV showed a teenager nonchalantly spraying himself with the product and all the females that were around attacked him...sexually. Now, the commercial explained why this was. They claimed that there were pheromones inside the product that made the opposite sex go wild! Thus triggering the attack the women on the commercial engaged on the poor sap.

It was a week before the homecoming dance in high school and my gullible ass decided to go on a hunt for this infamous panty dropper product. However, I did not pay attention at all to the commercial because it clearly said it was a bodyspray, not a cologne. So I'm going to all the fragrance departments in Macy's, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. with no luck of finding it! I thought to myself "Wow, this product must be SO good that it's not even available to the mass public!" False. So I started researching the interwebs for it. Results came up showing that I can get this product in the deodorant section of department stores. I rushed over quickly to Wal-Mart and got myself a bottle of AXE for a mere $3.

Homecoming night. I was ready to try the experiment. This is the night that I get the attention of the females. I sprayed four parts of my upper body, the armpits, the chest, and the neck. The moment of truth. I make my way to school and meet up with a few buddies of mine. I bragged about the AXE spray that the commercial was raving about and how I was ready to reel in all the females in the shindig. I look around the dance floor and I spot a group of girls. Let the fun times commence. I walk towards the group casually, big smile on my face. I was just hoping the wrong females don't smell my awesome new stench since I was saving it for the group of hotties that was in my line of sight.

I come closer to the group and give a friendly nod as I realize that I know 1 or 2 familiar faces. I brush up against them just to make sure they get a good sniff. I wait for an instant reaction. Waiting for some sort of euphoria to hit them. Nothing. I circle around them again, brushing up on them as innocently as I can without hinting of being a pervert. Still nothing.

I've finally given up as the rest of the night wore on without any attacks or glances. The product has not worked. I was just suckered into coughing up $3 to the damn AXE people. Some old guy in the big corporate office must've been laughing his ass off as another chunk of change entered his bank bank account. My gullibility has failed me once again...

...FML

Props to Attack of the Show!

Ironic, he's so bad that I had to laugh. Weird how that works right?

6 Sex Mistakes You're Making

1. Sex is a Race
Break it: Explore her. Focus on her thighs and lower belly. Make a mental circle 2 inches around the outside of her vagina, and don't cross the line while you kiss, lick, and caress, says Gloria Brame, Ph.D., author of Different Loving. You'll ignite her nerve endings and bring her close to her red zone. It makes sex about discovery, not some destination. "Goal-oriented sex isn't sexy," Brame says.

2. Same Time, Same Place
Break it: Relive the past. Take her to the garage and reclaim the space you long ago ceded: Seduce her in the backseat of the car. It feels a little public, it's steeped in testosterone, and there's a throwback, high-school quality to it. Make it a quickie, which has its place in the sexual diet; having lots of sex begets more sex, because you stay connected, says Laura Berman, Ph.D., director of the Berman Center in Chicago.

3. Predictable Foreplay
Break it: Work out together. Think of it as fat-burning foreplay. It will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties. "She'll feel the sex is about her and not some random need she has to accommodate," says Pepper Schwartz, Ph.D., a professor of sociology at Washington University. Bonus: Your post-run sweat has androstadienone, a testosterone derivative that spikes her arousal when she smells it.

4. Lopsided First Moves
Break it: Tie her hands. It's now up to her to figure out how to remove your shirt, tie, cuff links, and pants. You'll share a few laughs and marvel at her ingenuity. Whether you tie her up or she binds you, the game will break your predictable, first-move habits. The bonus: "It acts as an automatic foreplay extender," says Berman.

5. TV, Then Sex
Break it: Read to her. It doesn't have to be erotica. It's an intimate activity that makes her focus on your voice. The deeper, the better. Low voices are a sign of high testosterone, which ups her attraction to you, according to a Scottish study. Read lying in bed with your head up, to dip an octave; it forces you to push air with your diaphragm instead of your lungs.

6. Habitual Hand Holding Break it: Caress her neck. Sure, holding hands can work as an aphrodisiac: It shows her you're devoted and proud to tell the world. But after a while, its poignancy wanes. A stepped-up PDA will deepen her connection to you, so she'll be more willing to really give herself to you in the bedroom, says Schwartz.

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Name: Jennifer England

Where She's From: Lansing, MI

What She Does: Not alot of information is available on this hot piece of ass, other than they named a country after her! What we do know is that she's an up and coming model/actress. She was a runner-up in the WWE's 2006 Divas Search competition. She has also made appearances in movies such as the hilarious comedy movie Dodgeball and Smokin Aces. She's also going to be appearing in the upcoming 4th film of the Fast & Furious. That's what she said.

Here's a quick rundown of what's been going on. Since November I made a committment to going to the gym on a daily basis. Sometimes I'll go 5-6 times a week and stay for 2 hours or so every day. Not good apparantly. It's now catching up to me because I've been suffering from exhaustion and some headaches during weight-lifting. These are some critical symptoms of having "overtraining syndrome". Now I have an excuse to be a lazy fuck this week! Woohoo!

This is a pretty funny video of how ordinary people in Japan react to fake-shooting and sword slashing attacks. Classic.

Props to Mr. Kevin Pereira's fantastical blog for this video.

A great set of twenty-two photos by Surfer Mag.

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