(Just as long as they don't come up with a "couples edition " photospread in future catalogs) Photo Source: FoxNews.com
One of the many perks of being a professional athlete is being able to date most of the women they desire. Marko Jaric of the Memphis Grizzlies went ahead and nabbed the hottest Angel of all the Victoria Secret Supermodel roster from right under us and decide to marry her. The couple apparantly got married on Valentine's Day...in fricken Wyoming of all places! They've been engaged since 2006. A lot of guys are cancelling their catalog subscriptions right about now. Or worse, taking old catalog pictures and making an AL shrine in their rooms. Creepy.
I'm a freefall sleeper. The best and most comfy position to catch some shut eye. Here's what it says about freefall sleepers.
Position: Lying on your stomach with hands up around the pillow and head turned to one side.
Personality: Freefallers are often extroverted and brash people. They appear nervy, but are truly thin-skinned people who take criticism personally. (Definitely not me, morons) Healthy Benefit:Freefall - or any position in which you're lying face down - is good for digestion. (Maybe there's a connection to why my metabolism is pretty good?)
(They express their shame towards "locker room" scumbags)
Props to Steph for bringing this up but why is it necessary for dudes to wear loose fitting short-shorts at the gym? It's bad enough that you're wearing short-shorts but for it to be loose fitting and giving your junk a chance to peek out for all to see? WTF
Oh, and also, in the locker rooms. I can't stand the "locker room" guys, the ones that walk around free balling. Last time I checked this isn't Europe my friend. Wrap a fucking towel around you at all times. It might be okay to walk around naked in the privacy of your own home, but it's not necessary for you to be doing that shit in public. Have common courtesy for the rest of the guys in the locker room please.
(This little guy is spending the night and expects a warm breakfast served in the morning.)
I'm an avid reader of this magazine and it's always packed with good stuff, this is an excerpt from their website. (www.menshealth.com)
Don't Make Your Bed
More than 84 percent of beds in U.S. homes host dust mites. These microscopic critters live in your sheets and feed on your dead skin, and their fecal matter and corpses contribute to asthma and allergies. The solution? Don't make your bed. A study from London's Kingston University found that dust mites need humidity levels above 50 percent to survive. And while they can't live in the arid conditions of an unmade bed, a made bed traps the moisture they need to thrive.
I can't say it enough, girls that dig videogames are fucking sexy! Olivia Munn definitely reigns supreme in that category. She is the host of Attack of the Show on G4TV. A nerd show that highlights the latest tech trends. Nothing makes me tingle more than the kneehighs, red panties, and an old-school Atari joystick being handled like a champ...
After he took a controversial loss last Saturday in UFC95, I can only imagine how Kos is feeling about the KO loss handed to him by Paulo Thiago. Kos was riding a pretty good streak coming into this fight against the undefeated Brazilian. I was hyped up for this fight as I wanted Kos to destroy this noob. Thiago's technique looked like shit, I kept seeing that he was leaving his chin WIDE open for Kos to just knock him on his ass! It was just a matter of time until he gets the timing down and end this fight early. But, like any other fight, anything can happen. In a blink of an eye, Thiago pulls a right uppercut out of his ass to Kos's chin and dazes him, then follows up with a big left hook that finally knocked him on the mat. I'm thinking, "this fucking referee better not stop the fight, give him just .5 seconds to recover". Too late. Referee steps in and ends it early. After frantically rewinding my DVR (best investment EVER) to those few seconds of the knockout I was convinced that the stoppage was legit. Kos stiffened up after the uppercut and then DOWN GOES JOSHY! Sad to see the fight end so early but oh well, he got caught. I'm curious where this loss places Kos with the rest of the top contenders for the Welterweight title...
Ohhhh boy, I just jumped into the blogging bandwagon, watch out. Last time I did a journal of some sort was back in Mrs. Patterson's class back in 2nd grade. But back then it was hand-written; in cursive. "Cursive? What is that?" It's an ancient style of handwriting that's what... I'm going to try and do this blog daily. I'm gonna sneak in a video blog post here and there, maybe some cellphone pics of random shit. Oh, and I have a trip to Vegas coming up so there'll definitely be constant updates on that. I'll keep track of how many Elvis sightings I see, fake tits, lapdances I get, crackheads, etc.
