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('It's simple,' Brett Rogers told his trainers. 'I'm just going to back Fedor up, grab on to his dreads, and keep kneeing that sucker 'til he falls. What? Why you guys looking all sad all of a sudden? Dawg, you crying?')

Much like Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, Fedor Emelianenko has an uncanny ability to evoke horrible game plans from the people he fights.  Mostly it's because, when you fight someone who seems damn near unbeatable at the time, you have to come up with some way of convincing yourself that you've found the one brilliant approach that everyone else missed.  The more people/brilliant approaches he's already destroyed, the fewer there are still available.  And the good ones tend to go quickly, leaving guys like Brett Rogers to rely on woefully inept plans like this:

“There’s loopholes in everybody’s game, and in his game, the way I see it, he can sometimes get a little sloppy.  He is a patient guy, but when he feels that he has to give, he kind of rushes it a little bit. Just on that, I can kinda set him up for a knockout just by faking an injury or something, just jump in and out his offense a little more than not. Hit and move. Hit and move.”

Yeah, you read that right.  "The Grimm" plans to beat the world's best heavyweight in part by faking an injury.  And he just announced it to the entire English-speaking world, at least one member of which probably knows enough Russian to pass the word on to Fedor.  Keep an eye on those betting odds.  Something tells me that the +475 line on Rogers is about to change.

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Now, this is a story all about how…Wow, this pretty much hits the early-90s on the head. Baseball Stars, Nike Ultra Force kicks, Mariah Carey CD, those pants! But where's the SNES? I mean, he was the Fresh Prince, right?

Baseball Stars! [Twitter via GamOvr Via WTFoodge Via BuzzFeed]

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When U.S. currency was created a long time ago, the designs for American bills featured the biggest celebrities of the time. Back then, these celebrities were presidents, war heroes, and any one else who was featured prominently in the newspapers. But times have changed, and so has the definition of "celebrity". With that in mind, here's what we think our currency would look like if it were designed today:

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I’ve got a tattoo on my ankle. I got it in college after my pledging ended. In retrospect, would I do it again? Probably not. I don’t necessarily regret it but then again, it looks a little lame. But at least it’s small and doesn’t look all that bad. No showering yourself with tattoos? That’s another story.

That I’ll never understand. But what I really don’t understand is the tattoos from inside the mouth. I mean do you really need your tongue tattooed? And lip tattoos? Really? Going as far as too put ink inside your lip is just…loser.

Here is gallery of lip tattoo people with my own personal captions

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Pretty creative. Props....yo.

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What else can we possibly say about Lucy Pinder?  I’m pretty sure that at this point there’s really not much left.  Well I guess there’s one thing.  The inevitable sex tape that has to be released.  I mean there has to be one out there no?  Yeah, there definitely is and I’m getting my damned hands on it.

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Which means pee pee

There’s nothing better than getting a refreshing drink when you’re really dehydrated. It’s a great relief when you can quench that thirst and hopefully get on with the rest of your tough, hot, stinky day.

But what happens if you’re drinking something that you weren’t supposed to? Or better yet. Let’s add the placebo effect. Do you really think you could put your mouth to the can of something called “Pee Cola?”

Or how about these other 10 drinks? Could you?

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