0

Friday Foolishness

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 7:47 PM
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


0

View on: Mom Allegedly Has Sex With Daughter’s Teenage Friends

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 8:42 PM

Towe


Story is a couple weeks old but who cares?


Police say Deborah Lee Towe had sex with her daughter’s friends (as young as 15), in a Walmart parking lot, an elementary school parking lot, and her home. Towe allegedly told police, “I felt young. I missed all those years,” according to Redding.


Towe supposedly thought that by having sex with her daughter friends, they’d be less likely to try to have sex with her 15-year-old daughter.


And this brings up a few points I’d like to discuss.  First of all, if I were 15 years old I would 100% have sex with this woman (her mugshot is below and she’s definitely good looking enough).


Second of all.  Eh, she wants to regain her youth.  Nothing wrong with that.  It’s not like these dudes were 11.


Third.  The whole competing with your daughter thing.  Well that’s where I draw the line.  At least let her join in for Christ’s sake.


And finally.   Why is it you never see men in this stories?  “Man allegedly has sex with daughter’s or son’s 15-year-old friends.”   I guess there’s a fine line between what happens in real life and what happens in my fantasies.  It’s a shame.  A damned shame.


*Any of you taking me seriously here are morons though I will say as a 15-year-old I would definitely make whoopee with this woman.


Towe





View Original Article


0

The Coolest Game Ever Invented

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 5:47 PM

The Coolest Game Ever Invented - Watch more Funny Videos

0

Top 10 Things Not to Say to a Cop

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 10:05 PM


cartooncop


  1. Can you hold my beer while I look for my license?

  2. Hey, I remember you from last time!

  3. Bad Cop! No donut!

  4. I’ll race you to the station.

  5. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

  6. No, YOU assume the position.

  7. I pay your salary!

  8. Okay, you caught me speeding this time, how about the best out of three?

  9. Hey, man, you want a hit?

  10. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the radio. No, I won’t turn it down; I love this song. Speak up, or leave me alone.


View Original Article


0

A Recent Graduate's Twitter Page

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 10:03 PM

It's graduation time again, and that means that thousands of young, educated people are being commended for their accomplishments, and then released into the real world to survive on their own, which is exactly what happened to Ice-T in Surviving the Game, right before a bunch of crazy guys began hunting him in the woods.  The post-graduation world can be a scary and intimidating place to a new-comer, but this Recent Graduate's Twitter Feed should shed some light on the realities of life after graduation:

 


 

read more

View Original Article


0

Top 10 Websites to Waste Time

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 10:00 PM

Thanks to Annie for this find!

College Humor

Whether you’re looking for funny videos, cute girls, or “did someone actually do that?” roommate stories, this site will keep you entertained for hours.

Insult Generator

With the click of your mouse on the ‘Generate New Insult!’ button, four simple words will combine to create a hilariously insulting phrase. So if you are mad at your boyfriend or your boss, just visit this site and click away - the insults are endless!

Bubble Wrap Popper

Kids love popping bubble wrap, but if it has never gotten old to you either, check out this site. You can pop and pop, and then do it again! (Check out manic mode if the ole click of the mouse is too slow for you)

Screaming Beans

Click on the can of beans until is bursts. Then, one-by-one, put the screaming beans out of their misery by clicking on each one. The longer you play, the funnier it becomes - I swear!

Idiot Test

Want to find out how sharp you are? See if you can pass the idiot test. Not only are there a lot of questions, but each time you get the answer wrong, you have to start over from the beginning; I know you think you’re smart, but trust me, you will waste plenty of time.

Subservient Chicken

Your wish is the chicken’s command. Just type what you want him to do and watch. I asked him to break dance, and he did!

F My Life

Just when you think your day couldn’t get any worse, read these true life posts about other people’s bad days, or post your own f*** my life story. You won’t be able to get enough. After all, misery does love company.

Bored

A website meant to kill boredom. What more could you ask for when you to waste time? They have games, puzzles, ways to make money, music, crossword and links to everything from bad date stories, wacky 9-1-1 emergency calls, and dumb criminals, to a game where you can actually write your name in pee in the snow.

Funny Ads

Watch videos of the funnies television commercials from around the world. You can even find ads that were deemed ‘too sexy’ for TV.

Neatorama

This website is actually a blog covering a bunch of neat stuff. He covers news articles, funny pictures, cool creations, and anything else that could be considered neat.


[Excerpt From
CollegeAffairMagazine]

0

Grooming for the Everyman

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:11 AM



Yeah, it’s that time again. Dad’s Day is right around the corner and, as if that wasn’t enough, you have to think about getting a gift for the graduate in your family. You don’t want to get another World’s Greatest Dad mug and you learned your lesson after last year’s lawn dart incident... but what can you get that doesn’t make you come off as cheap as a Jack Welch company picnic?



Every Man Jack, makers of very-inexpensive-yet-very-cool body and grooming products, is hitting the shelves in a hurry with two great gift ideas for the dad or grad on your list.



The two ready-to-gift sets include a Body + Hair kit in their Citrus fragrance and a Shave Kit in their classic Signature Mint scent. The Body + Hair kit features three products: a 2-in-1 shampoo, scrub body wash, and a scrub body bar with wheat (wheat??). The Shave kit is packed with everything you need for the perfect shave: pre-shave scrub, hydrating formula shave cream, and a post-shave moisturizing lotion. (If you get it wrong with these products maybe you shouldn’t be around sharp objects and water.)



As if getting a complete kit with these made-for-men goods isn’t enough, they also come complete with a travel bag, perfect for when your dad heads to Cabo to kick-off is mid-life crisis.



The best part is, these recession-busting gift kits will set you back only about $10. A ridiculously small price to pay to improve dad's grooming habits.



And one more thing, these aren’t trial size packages that’ll drive you nuts as you constantly drop them in the shower. (Sorry for the visual.) The products in these kits are actual size and will provide you with hours of manscaping enjoyment.



You can pick these, and other Every Man Jack products, up online at EveryManJack.com or at your local Target store.



And while you’re there, check out the new WANTED contest being held by the folks at EMJ. Just log on, create a mini-profile, and upload your pic.



When they announce the winner on September 5, 2009 you could be selected as the face of EMJ, and have your mug featured in a full-page spread in Men’s Health magazine. Which could do wonders for your dating situation.



Just for entering you get a coupon for a free EMJ product at Target. It doesn't get any better than that.


View Original Article


0

God Bless Xbox: Microsoft's E3 News Roundup [Roundup]

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:02 AM

E3 hasn't even officially started yet, and we're guessing Microsoft's already blown it out: Project Natal's motion controls seem downright incredible, full games like Mass Effect are going on demand, and Twitter and Facebook have infected Xbox Live. It's overwhelming! Here's everything you missed today:

Xbox 360 Project Natal: Full-Body Motion Control One-Ups the Wii: Microsoft's motion control project is revealed, and it looks pretty amazing. I wonder if Project Natal's really gonna be that incredible in person though. The live demo was kinda convincing!

Project Natal Intro Videos Show Real Controller-Free Interction (Video): Project Natal's motion controls in action, again looking fancy. Hopefully not just Hollywood magic.

Xbox Live Full Retail Games on Demand: Download Mass Effect, Bioshock and More: It's the beginning of the end for Gamestop and manufacturers of shiny plastic discs, since come August you'll be able to download full Xbox 360 games like Bioshock and Assassin's Creed.

Netflix Lets You Add to Queue on Xbox, Video Store Gets 1080p: Your PC is removed from the Netflix process, making it that much better, and the video store is now Zune Marketplace, which streams 1080p video instantly.

Facebook and Twitter Come to Xbox Live This Fall: Facebook! Twitter! Xbox Live!

Xbox Live Spillover: New Avatars, Where's Hulu and Why I Hope You Have Fast Internet: Microsoft's figured out how to milk Avatars for money, Xbox Live's Marc Whitten sorta dodged the Hulu question, and you need a really fat pipe to get that 1080p instant streaming video action from Zune Marketplace.

Last.fm Brings Streaming Music to Xbox Live: Last.fm on Xbox, weeee.

Halo 3 ODST Collector's Edition Controller: There's an exclusive Halo 3 ODST controller bundled with the $99 collection's edition, 'cause you didn't already have 4 Xbox controllers, right?

Overall, a pretty crazy day, and we have a feeling Microsoft might've already stolen the show. What do you think?










View Original Article


0

Hot Potato: Playboy Model LaTasha Marzolla Wins MMA Debut

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 12:54 PM

Latasha Marzolla


Former Playboy model turned fighter LaTasha Marzolla won her MMA debut this weekend in Las Vegas, beating on Christy Tada until Tada's corner called a stop to it after one round at Saturday night’s Tuff-N-Uff event.  Guess you do learn a thing or two being best buds with Gina Carano.  As you can see, Marzolla isn’t built like the typical female MMA fighter (NSFW photographic evidence here) but she’s still not worried about getting her pretty face smashed in, much to the surprise of Steve Cofield, who had her on his radio show last week.  Marzolla brought along her Xtreme Couture trainer, Shawn Tompkins, and Cofield proved that he really knows women, or at least how to make broad generalizations about what’s important to them with this write-up:



“It takes a unique woman to want to compete in mixed martial arts. So much of a female's self-esteem is based on looks, to risk having your face disfigured takes some guts.”


Real nice, Cofield.  Everybody remember to tune in to next week’s show to find out what is universally important to your demographic.  After the jump, video of Marzolla from the bizarrely cheesy movie “Ring Girls” for you to watch while you contemplate whether Marzolla’s entrance into MMA means she’s a threat to steal Carano’s unofficial title of ‘hottest female fighter.’


read more

View Original Article


0

Eminem Gets Teabagged By "Bruno"

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:15 AM
The buzz of the interwebs last night and carrying on to today has been last night's fiasco between rapper Eminem and Sascha Baron Cohen aka "Bruno" aka "Borat". Whether the incident was fake or real, the video will live forever and will be talked about for months to come! PASS IT ON!!!


0

Comcast Fail: TV Listings Put Porn Next To Hannah Montana

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 2:10 AM


Another win for Comcast and all innocent children. When little Susie wants to see when Hannah Montana would be on the Disney channel, she might stumble across an even better option for her afternoon viewing pleasure: Busty Virgins.

The Comcast on-screen program guide is unfortunately numbered and Twin Cities customers can see what's on Disney and several pay-per-view porn channels at the same time. A pedophile's dream come true.

After a parent complained to the Star Tribune, a reporter contacted the company. They said the listing system was unfortunate and plans to make some changes to protect the children from the pay-per-view young and horny ladies.

More from the Star Tribune:

Earlier this month, Ian Goodson discovered this close encounter. It disturbed him because his 9-year-old daughter regularly checks the programming guide to see what's playing on ABC Family HD and Disney HD. Even though all she might see are a few suggestive words, rather than the programs themselves, Goodson does not want his daughter to stumble upon the obscene while seeking out the wholesome.

"At noon there's pornography right above the kids' channel stuff," said Goodson, 28, a sales rep who lives in Minnetonka. "It just doesn't make any logical sense at all." Comcast says they will change the program guide for Twin Cities customers by placing dummy channels in between the children's programming and the XXX.


If you want to completely remove the dirty from your cable selection, Comcast can help you out using the remote. Check out Comcast for more details or call 1-866-781-1888. But who would really want to do that? Those pay-per-view channels come in handy (literally) when the kiddos go to bed.
[Excerpt From CityPages]

0

How-To: Retrace A Drunken Night

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 4:52 PM
This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

0

Summer: Fail With Style

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:16 AM

0

Facebook Makes Exception To Nudity Policy?

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:12 AM

By: Chris Matyszczyk

Sharon Adams, a 45-year-old mother of four from Reading, England, underwent a mastectomy in March.

Instead of concentrating on her own misfortune, she decided to use
Facebook to spread the need for women both to have regular checkups and
not to feel shame should they endure such awful surgery.


So she posted four pictures of herself, revealing the right side of her body, scarred after the removal of her breast.


Within 24 hours, the pictures were removed by the so-called porn cops at Facebook as being "sexual and abusive."



"For Facebook to claim they were sexual and abusive was absurd.
Facebook has online groups about sexual positions and some groups which
are bordering on racist--but they ban this," Adams told the Daily Mail.


There will be many who have themselves experienced a cancer
diagnosis or watched a loved one suffer through physical pain,
emotional desperation, and a need to grip hard to some place of hope,
strength, and dignity.


They can only sympathize with why Adams put the images of her body's
struggle and defiance onto her Facebook page, though they could only be
seen by her friends.


When they were removed, a separate group was set up called "Get Sharon Adams Picture Back on Facebook."


A message on the group's page from Simon Axten of Facebook read:
"We've investigated this further and determined that we made a mistake
in removing these photos."


Perhaps some might consider that this was Facebook making an exception to its conservative nudity rules.


However, Axten's message continued: "Our User Operations team
reviews thousands of reported photos a day and may occasionally remove
something that doesn't actually violate our policies. This is what
happened here. We apologize for the mistake and encourage Sharon to
upload these photos again if she so chooses. Thanks."


This insistence that the photo did not, after all, violate the company's policies might just refer to the so-called areola rule that came to light after a furor over Facebook removing certain breastfeeding pictures from its site.


The areola is the darker part of the nipple. And Adams' is not
actually visible, given that she now has a large scar living across the
right side of her chest.


So Facebook's carefully constricted policies appear to have actually remained intact.


However, if a woman chose to post a picture similar to Ms. Adams',
but with the remaining breast exposed, perhaps to make a dramatic and
comparative point about the ravages of breast cancer, one assumes that
image would be removed.


Oh, good policy, wherefore art thou?


[Excerpt From CNET]

Copyright © 2009 Bloggy McBlog All rights reserved. Theme by Laptop Geek. | Bloggerized by FalconHive.