Top 10 Things Not to Say to a Cop

1. Can you hold my beer while I look for my license?


2. Hey, I remember you from last time!


3. Bad Cop! No donut!


4. I’ll race you to the station.


5. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?


6. No, YOU assume the position.


7. I pay your salary!


8. Okay, you caught me speeding this time, how about the best out of three?


9. Hey, man, you want a hit?


10. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the radio. No, I won’t turn it down; I love this song. Speak up, or leave me alone.

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