The Badger is Officially My New Favorite Animal
From Reuters
A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk. Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
Good God I only wish I A. Had the video and B. could hear a badger speak English.
Can you imagine what this little guy would have said to the cops? “Guys, get the f*ck out of here and let me be. I feel like ass and the last thing I need is you tools crowded around me.” (followed by the diarrhea and…..) “Didn’t I tell you to get the hell out of here?”
Badgers absolutely rule.
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