Where To Hook Up In An Airport

The holiday season is in full swing, and for many people that means endless hours of traveling.  All that time spent in an airport can be a mixture of torture and excitement (or as we like to call it: tor-citement), but hooking up with chicks can be a good way to pass the time.  If you're fortunate enough to be traveling with a hot chick already, then your job is already half done.  If you flying solo, then lower your standards, find a girl, and take her to one of these excellent airport hookup spots:

 

The Self-Check-In Counter

 

This will be your first location option in the airport, and it's a great choice for the very impatient.  The key benefit to this location is the fact that it's a self-check-in, which means that you won't be hastled by pesky, cock-blocking airport employees. The drawback is that it's pretty public, so you'll have to be slick to pull of anything substantial. 

 

Suggested Activities: Making out (because people will think you're just two lovers parting ways), discreet handjobs, or possibly a blowjob if she's a very short girl or if she can pretent to tie her shoes for a really long time.

 

Security Line

 

This location provides you with the most time to kill, because security lines take forever.  Also, you're standing for a really long time, so you can get some serious hook-up work done, and since you have to take everything off anyway, it won't be suspicious if you're undressing.  This location also brings with it a great sense of danger, because you know that the line is going to end at some point, and you really do not want to have your dick out when you're walking through a metal detector. 

 

Suggested Activities: Making out, hand job, blow job, standing doggy-style (if she's tall or wearing heels).

 

Designated Smoking Room

 

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