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Story is a couple weeks old but who cares?

Police say Deborah Lee Towe had sex with her daughter’s friends (as young as 15), in a Walmart parking lot, an elementary school parking lot, and her home. Towe allegedly told police, “I felt young. I missed all those years,” according to Redding.

Towe supposedly thought that by having sex with her daughter friends, they’d be less likely to try to have sex with her 15-year-old daughter.

And this brings up a few points I’d like to discuss.  First of all, if I were 15 years old I would 100% have sex with this woman (her mugshot is below and she’s definitely good looking enough).

Second of all.  Eh, she wants to regain her youth.  Nothing wrong with that.  It’s not like these dudes were 11.

Third.  The whole competing with your daughter thing.  Well that’s where I draw the line.  At least let her join in for Christ’s sake.

And finally.   Why is it you never see men in this stories?  “Man allegedly has sex with daughter’s or son’s 15-year-old friends.”   I guess there’s a fine line between what happens in real life and what happens in my fantasies.  It’s a shame.  A damned shame.

*Any of you taking me seriously here are morons though I will say as a 15-year-old I would definitely make whoopee with this woman.

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1. Can you hold my beer while I look for my license?


2. Hey, I remember you from last time!


3. Bad Cop! No donut!


4. I’ll race you to the station.


5. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?


6. No, YOU assume the position.


7. I pay your salary!


8. Okay, you caught me speeding this time, how about the best out of three?


9. Hey, man, you want a hit?


10. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the radio. No, I won’t turn it down; I love this song. Speak up, or leave me alone.

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It's graduation time again, and that means that thousands of young, educated people are being commended for their accomplishments, and then released into the real world to survive on their own, which is exactly what happened to Ice-T in Surviving the Game, right before a bunch of crazy guys began hunting him in the woods.  The post-graduation world can be a scary and intimidating place to a new-comer, but this Recent Graduate's Twitter Feed should shed some light on the realities of life after graduation:

 

 

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Thanks to Annie for this find!

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Yeah, it’s that time again. Dad’s Day is right around the corner and, as if that wasn’t enough, you have to think about getting a gift for the graduate in your family. You don’t want to get another World’s Greatest Dad mug and you learned your lesson after last year’s lawn dart incident... but what can you get that doesn’t make you come off as cheap as a Jack Welch company picnic?



Every Man Jack, makers of very-inexpensive-yet-very-cool body and grooming products, is hitting the shelves in a hurry with two great gift ideas for the dad or grad on your list.



The two ready-to-gift sets include a Body + Hair kit in their Citrus fragrance and a Shave Kit in their classic Signature Mint scent. The Body + Hair kit features three products: a 2-in-1 shampoo, scrub body wash, and a scrub body bar with wheat (wheat??). The Shave kit is packed with everything you need for the perfect shave: pre-shave scrub, hydrating formula shave cream, and a post-shave moisturizing lotion. (If you get it wrong with these products maybe you shouldn’t be around sharp objects and water.)



As if getting a complete kit with these made-for-men goods isn’t enough, they also come complete with a travel bag, perfect for when your dad heads to Cabo to kick-off is mid-life crisis.



The best part is, these recession-busting gift kits will set you back only about $10. A ridiculously small price to pay to improve dad's grooming habits.



And one more thing, these aren’t trial size packages that’ll drive you nuts as you constantly drop them in the shower. (Sorry for the visual.) The products in these kits are actual size and will provide you with hours of manscaping enjoyment.



You can pick these, and other Every Man Jack products, up online at EveryManJack.com or at your local Target store.



And while you’re there, check out the new WANTED contest being held by the folks at EMJ. Just log on, create a mini-profile, and upload your pic.



When they announce the winner on September 5, 2009 you could be selected as the face of EMJ, and have your mug featured in a full-page spread in Men’s Health magazine. Which could do wonders for your dating situation.



Just for entering you get a coupon for a free EMJ product at Target. It doesn't get any better than that.

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