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Where To Hook Up In An Airport

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 9:06 AM

The holiday season is in full swing, and for many people that means endless hours of traveling.  All that time spent in an airport can be a mixture of torture and excitement (or as we like to call it: tor-citement), but hooking up with chicks can be a good way to pass the time.  If you're fortunate enough to be traveling with a hot chick already, then your job is already half done.  If you flying solo, then lower your standards, find a girl, and take her to one of these excellent airport hookup spots:

 

The Self-Check-In Counter


 

This will be your first location option in the airport, and it's a great choice for the very impatient.  The key benefit to this location is the fact that it's a self-check-in, which means that you won't be hastled by pesky, cock-blocking airport employees. The drawback is that it's pretty public, so you'll have to be slick to pull of anything substantial. 

 

Suggested Activities: Making out (because people will think you're just two lovers parting ways), discreet handjobs, or possibly a blowjob if she's a very short girl or if she can pretent to tie her shoes for a really long time.

 

Security Line


 

This location provides you with the most time to kill, because security lines take forever.  Also, you're standing for a really long time, so you can get some serious hook-up work done, and since you have to take everything off anyway, it won't be suspicious if you're undressing.  This location also brings with it a great sense of danger, because you know that the line is going to end at some point, and you really do not want to have your dick out when you're walking through a metal detector. 

 

Suggested Activities: Making out, hand job, blow job, standing doggy-style (if she's tall or wearing heels).

 

Designated Smoking Room


 

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The Various Types of Sexy Female Sports Uniforms

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:12 AM

Female Sports Uniforms


I’m not going to lie.  I don’t have a ton of interest in women’s sports.  It’s not that I don’t respect them.  I 100% do.  Bottom line if you’re the best at a sport as a female you should get paid and excel at said sport.  However, men are better.  They are more entertaining and the games are simply more interesting because of the skill level.


And let’s face it.  If there weren’t a certain amount of sexism involved we wouldn’t be seeing as many scantily clad sports uniforms as we do today.  The ladies are wearing less and less and I have no problem with this.


It makes the sports a bit better.


So here are the various types of sexy female sports uniforms.  Enjoy


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25 Creepy Mall Santas

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:11 AM

You're a creep, Santa Claus.

 


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Brittany Murphy Pictures

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:10 AM

 

 

Everyone knows who Brittany Murphy is. She played the hot unattractive girl in Clueless. Then she played the other hot crazy girl in Girl, Interrupted. After that, she played Eminem's dirty hot girlfriend in 8 Mile. Then she played the hot girl in a bunch of other movies, too. She died of a heart attack over the weekend at the age of only 32. She may have left this earth, but she'll be alive and well in my masturbation fantasies for at least 2 or 3 more years.

 

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Footsteps

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:55 AM
This is another hot track from the new Clipse album. If you haven't gotten it yet, GET IT NOW!


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Fifth Grader Can Type 119 Words a Minute

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:53 AM



Here’s something you don’t see every day…

Fifth-grader Mackenzie Lundgren has awed her classmates and teachers at her school in Auburn, Kan., with her lightning-fast typing.


The average adult can type between 50 and 70 words per minute, and that’s not counting errors. But Mackenzie can type 119 words per minute with just three errors. The average student in her class can only type about 20 words a minute.


OK well guess what? Number One. I can type 119 words a minute too. Are you ready? Go! a;ldfkja;sdlfkj a;lkjf;aljfw;eioru[oufpqui3 a;klwj;qapf h ;KHRJKRHJQKRHQUY lak;joit. See how easy that is?


Second of all, there are two things I can do that this girl can’t that are way better than her typing skills.


1. I can buy beer

2. I can legally watch porn


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The 14 Greatest MMA Photos of 2009

Posted by itsyourboyerik on 11:46 AM

Let's just hope nothing amazing happens in the next two weeks. Major props to AllElbows, Sherdog, and The Las Vegas Sun.


#14. Frank Shamrock and Nick Diaz display their vastly different personal styles at a Strikeforce: Shamrock vs. Diaz press conference.
Frank Shamrock Nick Diaz middle finger Strikeforce


#13: The final resting place of BJJ godfather Helio Gracie.
Helio Gracie coffin BJJ black belt


#12: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" Anderson Silva stays juuuuust out of reach against Forrest Griffin at UFC 101.
Forrest Griffin Anderson Silva UFC 101


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