10 People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight

There are few things more uncomfortable than flying on a plane across the country. We recently got to experience the misery of air travel first hand, when we went to the Bahamas with the Bud Light Party Cruise.  Last year's cruise was a blast, and this year was even better. More on that later, though; first let's talk about the 10 types of people that will make your uncomfortable cross-country flight even crappier:

 

The Fat Guy

 

 

The Fat Guy seems like the most cliche bad air travel companion ever, but then again, you've never been on an airplane that didn't have a fat guy on it.  I'm not just talking overweight, either.  I'm talking about the guy who, if he can manage to fit himself into a single airplane seat, has to ask for the Seatbelt Extender so that he can buckle up.  I'm still trying to figure out how that guy goes home and eats dinner, only hours after having to request a seatbelt extender so that he could fit onto a plane safely.  

 

The Chatty Person Who Can't Speak English

 

 

 

I'm all for people being social.  I enjoy a decent conversation with a stranger as much as the next guy, but if you don't speak a word of english, then it's probably best that we just don't try to talk about your vacation and your kids and stuff like that.  You can say "entiendes?" as much as you want, but there's no way I'm going to entiendes you any better after the six hour flight than I did before it. Just let it go.

 

The Semi-Attractive Woman

 

 

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