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One of the greatest magazines known to man is Nuts Magazine.  Essentially it’s a British combination of Playboy and Maxim.  They never seem to fail on their women and yes, even the articles are somewhat interesting.

But let’s get back to the women.  When you’re featuring names like Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones you’ve got yourself one hell of a foundation.  It’s like the British have the keenest eyes in the world for small frames, gigantic racks, and a willingness to pose topless.  I mean what the hell is better than that?

Not too much folks.  Not too much.  So I’ve taken it upon myself to gather up 10 steamy videos that are sure to excite the hell out of you on this fine day.

Enjoy 10 of the sexiest Nuts photoshoot videos out there

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These are some of my favorites from last night.

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First of all, I’m scared of being a parent.  I’m scared because there are so many things that can go wrong.   And I’m not even talking about if I had a daughter.  But folks, let’s just say I did in fact have a daughter.  Could I handle periods?  No.  Training bras?  Not a chance.

There’s just no way I could possibly handle knowing a daughter of mine will eventually have sex.  Why do I bring this up?  Well, case in point the girl up top that you see marked 2004.   She couldn’t be more than 13-14 there right?

Um, now?  Let’s just see what happens to her shall we?

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If there's one thing we like more than drinking, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win in a fight between actual saints and actual colts. Here's what it looks like when we do both at the same time:

 

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According to Wikipedia, saints are holy dead guys that live in heaven.  There are also over 10,000 of them.  They're essentially ghosts, so we're talking about 10,000 ghosts.  That should be enough to convince anyone that a bunch of wobbly-legged colts would lose this fight, but it doesn't make much sense for a ghost to fight a scared little horsey.  Unless, of course, you think about every ghost movie ever made.  Ghosts aren't made of organic material.  Therefore, colts are unable to strike them.  This automatically takes the colts' offense away.  They're stuck playing defense, and if you know anything about colts, then you know they're nothing without their offense.  Ghosts are spooky, and the colts' defense is going to be rendered useless by the spookiness factor.  Horses get spooked and scatter like flies if you fart near them.  They're not going to be able to organize themselves enough to defeat the spooky saints in battle when they're running for their lives.  Not to mention: the saints are playing with St. George, the patron saint of war, and St. Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals.  This basically means that the horses are f*cked.  Any protection they thought they had is automatically gone, and they're up against a dead guy who's only purpose is war.  The saints are going to slaughter the colts on the battlefield, and the colts are either going to end up in the glue factory, eventually attaching Fruit Loops to my nephew's artwork, or the Alpo factory, and later in my dog's bowl.  Either way, the outcome is the same: the colts are going to end up in the stool of a living creature that I hold dear. That's right: poop. Saints win this one easily.

 

Drunken Argument for the Colts:

 

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There are some things that I've always struggled with in life: Professing love, admitting that I'm part robot, and confessing that I like to fight crime. Thankfully this card does it all for me.

Ok, ok. So I'll have to correct the gender on the card, but come on! No product is perfect. [Etsy via The Daily What]

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This is an awesome webtool that was featured in AOTS . Tired of your boring old desktop? Spice it up and make it into a 3D experience with this awesome desktop application. You can download the program by clicking on this link.

Loyal Holy Taco fans might remember the greatest Super Bowl snack food stadium ever built, which we constructed for last year's Super Bowl:

This year, our friends at Break.com decided to one-up us by building the largest snack food stadium ever constructed. To add insult to injury, they blew our 13-image pictoral out of the water by documenting their snack food stadium construction on video:

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This is an amazing snack food stadium, but in order to determine which of these stadiums is actually the most awesome, we've decided to compare and contrast the similarities and differences between Holy Taco's awesome snack stadium last year and Break.com's awesome snack stadium this year. Check out the stats and comparisons after the jump:

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As the Superbowl gets closer and closer I’m not going to try and bore you with hype stories.  We’ve heard the comparisons.  We’re waiting for the game.  None of us care dammit.  What I do care about though is what those pom poms will be looking like come game day.

More pom poms at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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(Welcome to Ouchtown, population: you, bro. Photo courtesy of Fight Magazine.)

Another weekend of fights yields another instant classic punch-face, this time courtesy of Jay Hieron’s left uppercut. The great thing about the punch-face is that no matter how tough or cool or seemingly unflappable a fighter is, everybody looks like they’re wishing they’d chosen a different career path in that one fleeting moment.

In this case, Joe Riggs seems to be regretting his decision not to become a court reporter. It's a steady paycheck, reasonable hours, and if anyone happens to hit you in the face while you’re on the job, at least you can be assured that they’ll be immediately tackled by a bailiff. The down side of that job is it’s a lot tougher to convince your co-workers to call you Diesel. We make choices and we live with the consequences, I suppose.

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Rex Ryan is very sorry that he held up a middle finger to a bunch of drunks who were cursing at him. It really put a damper on the ritualistic human combat taking place directly behind him.

Seriously, if a fat guy from New Jersey went to an MMA fight wouldn't you be more surprised if he didn't flip anyone off? Yet, Ryan was forced to apologize to "the Jets organization, the National Football League and NFL fans everywhere." Notably missing from his statement are the Dolphin fans he was actually pissed at. Aren't we lowering the bar for moral outrage just a bit? Hershel Walker's performance that night was equally atrocious and he continues to roam free.

Does the NFL's conduct policy now including being polite to old people?

Also, why even post the picture if you feel the need to blur out the hand? Hey, ESPN, we know what's going on back there, which is why the New York Post has no such qualms putting it on the front cover. (Although they can still "tsk-tsk" with the best of them.) A typical eight-year-old in NYC sees five middle fingers on their way to the bus stop and three more from the bus driver once they're on the road. When can we stop pretending this gesture is outrageous and/or offensive?

Ryan said his action was "stupid and inappropriate." Next time he flies to Miami to watch grown men pummel each other into bloody submission, he be sure to watch his body language.

(P.S. His body, which is fat.)

More details to the Rex Ryan rhubarb [Miami Herald via NYSportsSpace via KSK]

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan apologizes for giving Miami Dolphins fans the middle finger at MMA event [ESPN]

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I've been addicted to this dude's mixtapes lately. It's a mix of a bit of hip-hop and electronic. That's the best to describe his stuff. The songs in his mixtapes includes samples from other artists such as Prince, Michael Jackson, and Whitney Houston, just to name a few. I will post the download links on the album art at the bottom. Both are free for download. Enjoy!


BONUS: Here's a track from his "This Charming Mixtape" mixtape. A remixed version of Whitney Houston's "Always Love You". I even got my mom jumping to this lol.

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If you haven't discovered the site LOLFBMoments yet, make your way over there NOW! It's a collection of screenshots of real Facebook statuses that are funny, embarrassing, and just downright inappropriate.

Ever since last year's adventure to Las Vegas, I've been itching to make my way back to Sin City. I was scouring some deals over at Kayak and they have some very affordable deals in the month of April. A possible return trip in the works? I would love to make this happen..

The anticipation has finally ended as Steve Jobs and his Apple Empire finally revealed the highly rumored "iSlate". Well we know now that the real name is dubbed the iPad, simpler and cleaner. Here is a video via Engadget. Enjoy!

Windows/Mac: Back in November, Microsoft featured an attractive Facebook client to demo Silverlight 4, and many people wondered where it went. Well, Microsoft has finally released the fancy Facebook client for download, and it has almost everything you could want from Facebook.

Above all, this app is beautiful, certainly more beautiful than Fishbowl, the client that was released after Silverlight's introduction and confused many by its lack of similarity to the client demoed. Not only does it have cool photo grids integrated into your news feed, but there are some really cool (but subtle) sweeping animations when viewing photos in an album. It even features a photo uploading tool to replace Facebook's mediocre uploader.

Viewing photos is certainly where Silverlight's strengths come into play the most, but the app has pretty much every other part of Facebook integrated—you can view your news feed, friend list feeds, profiles, and even your inbox. You can view a list of upcoming events, but the event pages themselves are not integrated—clicking on it will take you to the event's Facebook page in your browser. The app doesn't currently support chat, which isn't really a drawback due to Facebook chat's suckage—but if you are that addicted to Facebook chat, you can already get it on your desktop easily through a client like Pidgin or Adium.

The app has a few minor bugs, which is to be expected due to the fact that it's still a developer preview. It's supposed to have TweetDeck-style notifications, which I'm not seeing, and sometimes new posts just don't load. A new post on my wall showed up in my news feed but took awhile before it showed up on my wall, so it seems there's a bit of a delay in updates. In addition, it seems you can't use your scroll wheel in the application—you actually have to click the arrows or the scroll bar to scroll up and down. These things are hardly a deterrent, though—if you, like many, have been looking for a desktop version of Facebook since 2005, this looks like the app to use.

The Microsoft Silverlight 4 Beta Client for Facebook is a free download, requires Windows or Mac OS X with Microsoft Silverlight to use.

Microsoft Silverlight 4 Beta Client for Facebook [via Download Squad]

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So yeah, she’s Victoria Vanucci.  Honestly I’m not entirely sure how this Argentinean has slipped my  radar for so long, but needless to say I’m happy I’ve come around to displaying her on this website.

Honestly there are women who pose for the camera because they have to in order to make a living and then there are those that look like they just marvel in the attention and sex of it all.

Vanucci appears to be the latter.  Like, you know she just loves to taunt us with how hot she is.  And damned if I don’t love it myself.

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Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there's nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculous names they're stuck with.

 

 

 

 

 

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Just got an email from Major League Eating president Rich Shea. If the Jets win Sunday, Eatapus Rex will get a seat in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. This is all the motivation Ryan needs. (Official invite below.)

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I admit it.  I have complete and total respect for Lady Gaga.  When you get down to brass tactics she’s extremely talented and I kind of dig how she completely does her own thing.  Hell I’d even put her in the “I’d do it just to say I did” category of females I’d have sex with just to tell the story.

But her fame and talent doesn’t come without some side effects.  One of those effects being Ms. Gaga’s ability to scare the ever living shit out of some people with her fashion sense.

I mean going your own way is one thing but being freakishly ghoulish at times is another.

These are what I’d consider to be the scariest pictures of Lady Gaga

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Let's face it, most men are shallow pigs. So, in an effort to illustrate to all the women of the world how the typical male brain works, we give you the job application you're unknowingly filling out on a first date.

 

 

 

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While China continues to grow as an economic super power and we try to repair the damage that our economy has taken we must put aside our competitive differences and appreciate all that is the wonder of this beautiful world.

I think that’s about the best intro I could come up with here.  Bottom line is that every region of the world has its beauty and it should be appreciated, even by a guy like me who enjoys watching hot girls plunge toilets.

So if you’re into China, then you’ll love these pictures

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“That kid’s got some balls”  Ba dum ching!

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Monta Ellis plays for the Golden State Warriors.


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Brittany Binger is a former playmate and model who has also acted in several bit roles for various TV shows. She’s also the wife of MLB player Grady Sizemore…and apparently got her email account hacked, which resulted in naked pics of her husband leaking on the internet. That or she’s been in Playboy

More hack worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Thinking about how you're going to die is pretty stressful for most of us. Luckily, flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and work through stressful, complex scenarios. That's exactly why we created this flowchart to help you determine how you're going to die:

 

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A collection of hardcore pets who were probably willing participants in the modification of their bodies.

 

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