Terrell Owens Released By The Cowboys

(Does this mean no more popcorn? Wahhhh!!!)

Haaa Haaa!! Peace bitch!!

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

In rememberance for T.O.'s exile from another NFL team, enjoy this Anti-Dallas Cowboys joke...

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cowboys fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cowboys fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Cowboys fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Cowboys fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am an Eagles fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you are you an Eagles fan?' 'Because my mom is an Eagles fan, and my dad is an Eagles fan, so I'm an Eagles fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be an Eagles fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were an asshole, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Cowboys fan.'